So I Said Yes

I had finally decided to have sex with him. We had been on this song and dance for four months now so it came as no surprise. I wasn’t holding out because he was unattractive, hell I could eat peaches out of his ass even. I guess I was just being careful, I mean it’s not like I expected him to slap a ring on my finger the moment we swapped body fluids, but I wanted some form of commitment and well he wasn’t saying anything of the sort.


I don’t understand it. I don’t understand him. I don’t understand men in general. I mean, what else could he want right? I’m extremely hot. At least that’s what my mirror tells me every morning. Sometimes I pull the whole ‘mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all’ stunt and I bet you I hear the mirror calling out my name each time. I’m smart, witty, intelligent, I’ve got a great sense of humour…the whole nine yards, still he wasn’t saying ‘be mine’.


At this point, I was beyond caring. My hormones were raging and each time we made out, it became even harder to not take the plunge. He jokingly calls me a tease. Maybe I am, maybe not. But there’s this feeling of power each time we make out and just as he’s trying to take off my bra, I smile and say, “not yet”. In the beginning, he used to wear this desolate, puppy dog look each time I did it, but recently, when I do, he just smiles and continues kissing me. Almost as if he knows it’s only a matter of time before my suit of armour drops.


And the way he kisses, oh my! I think that’s part of the reasons I still haven’t kicked him to the curb with his bags of indecision trailing behind him . When his lips touch mine, in my head it feels like there’s been an explosion. Fireworks going off, blinding lights and then I get this tingling feeling that reaches down to my toes. His lips are another story, I could write an entire textbook on the softness of his lips and I still wouldn’t have captured it all.


Anyway, today I was intent on having this hot piece of male flesh and his schlong, where the light don’t shine. As usual, we had gone for dinner and then to see a movie before driving down to his apartment. A bottle of Chardonnay stood on the table and we lazily took sips of it while watching whatever it was that was showing on the TV. He turned, smiled and drew me into him . we began kissing, slowly at first and then we picked up tempo. His hands were all over my body yet it seemed it couldn’t get everywhere fast enough.


Reaching behind, he unclasped my bra and then looked into my eyes, I smiled, cupped his face and kept kissing him. That was his cue, he immediately abandoned my lips and took his tongue exploring; one minute they were trailing lines and alternately sucking one nipple, the next moment I felt him go down. At this point I just lost all sense of reasoning, intent only on enjoying this pleasure to the fullest. It seemed like we were at it forever, he kept moving back and forth; between my lips, nipples and lady parts. I was dying! Of pleasure. Unbridled pleasure. I couldn’t take it anymore, “take me now!” I screamed, without breaking the rhythm, he pulled off his pants and was poised to go in but I stopped him. He looked at me with a look that said only one thing, ‘don’t fucking tease me now, please’ .


I just smiled, “where is your condom?” I asked.

“oh shit! I’m really sorry, let me go find one.” He made to go look for a condom but I wasn’t having none of that, thankfully I had come prepared so I just opened my purse and took out a pack of Trojan. Pulling out one from the pack, I pushed him down on the couch before taking him in my mouth. He was huge, and throbbing. Totally perfect. In under five minutes I had him moaning and reciting all the letters of the alphabet. Then I slowly slipped the condom on with a look of utter sinfulness. Then I got on and rode him. Eager to prove his manliness, he immediately took charge, the doggy was his forte and he made me his bitch.


We went from the couch to the table, then the floor, he was carrying me next and then we ended up on the bed. By the time we were done, even the pages of the famous karma sutra woulda been shamed.


We lay spent on the bed, him panting heavily while I had this goofy smile on my face. This was totally worth it, I said to myself and reaching for him, I said, “is there any food in this house?”

59 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. @Basooh
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 08:18:56



  2. tobicomm
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 08:20:57

    Nice. Very vivid descriptions. This seems incomplete tho. Was this written immediately after d sex? Waas expecting u to let us know hw it eventually went wit d guy.


  3. MissQueue
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 08:22:31

    I shouldn’t be reading a piece like this by this time of the day.Got my imagination dancing to the tune of “windeck”. Good job Rambler!


  4. Henry (@4eyedmonk)
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 08:37:33

    *Files this away under the heading erotica*


  5. babs
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 09:00:19



  6. Miss_dmeanor
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 09:08:27

    Is this story inspired by true events?? :)


  7. SlevinCalevra
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 09:20:46

    No1: U were a tease and I’m happy you finally gave it up.
    No2: Shey u see what you’ve been missing ehn?
    No3: I know that this or most parts of this actually happened. I just have a gut feeling. My guts don’t lie…
    Pls keep us posted. (Y)


  8. fabuloussbee
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 09:22:01

    Chinny why do this to me during ramadan eh? *Fans self* lmao. very vivid and hmmmm nice and real…..;)


  9. traceeeeeee
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 09:25:42

    Wow! Now this is wat u call a gud story. Nd the picture used is just…*fans sef nd faints*…


  10. RicDiZzLe
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 09:27:12

    Didn’t think u’d air out our escapades on ur blog.. Oh well.. Memories.


  11. RicDiZzLe
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 09:40:36

    Didn’t think u’d air out our escapades on ur blog.. Oh well.. Memories…


  12. izzy2dwizzy
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 09:41:50

    Lovely Read babe, pls the end of d story is as important as the beginning ok, we r all expectant…..


  13. keLvin
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 09:52:33

    One saturday evening… :D


  14. ibetapassmynebo
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 10:37:11

    Chinnydiva….ori nri ogutorgu…..tufia!


  15. Oyi
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 10:55:08

    Buhahahahahaha! O di egwu! “Take me now” culled from Mills and Boon -Whispering Night by Penny Jordan :p
    Nice writing though sweetie, I knew u’d set blogosphere ablaze! Why have u put up Damon’s picture here?! ehn? I dont want all these thirsty women ogling my boo…


  16. PreyingMantis
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 12:10:39

    This babe has never been fucked before. It’s totally obvious. You try to come off like you know what you’re saying or doing but you dunno shit.

    But that’s the beauty of the internet innit? Virgins (boys & girls) who wank pitifully can come on the internet and brag shit about stuff they only dream about.

    A piece of advice. Get fucked real hard, not some stupid thing you read off another blog.


    • Oyi
      Aug 09, 2011 @ 12:24:48

      Wow…Lord/Lady fuckerall! Knight of the Creaking Bed! You are so versed in the act of the shag that u can tell from the writing whether or not these are true accounts of the writer’s personal experiences, i di kwa too much!

      Oya here \_/ have a cold drink. Thirsty/bitter/cynical/sabintus mo’fo!


    • Ogeh
      Aug 09, 2011 @ 12:58:28

      Aunty!!! believe it or not some of us do get laid real good and if u ain’t getting it this good, please chase your man cos passion like this does exist…….


    • cecenostockings
      Aug 11, 2011 @ 07:10:15

      Wanking is not pitiful -_-


    • doyindast
      Aug 14, 2011 @ 18:51:43

      Hahahahaha! I totally agree. Sounds like a virgin bt tis sad virgins hv 2 pretend they hv hd sex. twisted world :(


  17. isetfiretotherain
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 12:14:53

    lmaooo! Thanks for reading guys, your comments cracked me up real good. :)

    @Oyi and Traceee, I had to put up his picture now…just in case someone knows him…I need to find him!!!! *swoon*


  18. PreyingMantis
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 14:22:48

    @isetfiretotherain: Tell your goons to stand down & listen to a real MAN talk.

    @Ogeh: PreyingMantis is an alpha-MALE


  19. Immortal TeddyBear
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 14:53:22

    Domina….it is well o *smh*

    Mr Preyin mantis,u have come here with ur thirst. Alpha males aren’t thirsty. U sir are a bitch.


  20. ibetapassmynebo
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 14:54:37

    Ohh ds gay fowl descendants of HRH Riley GayLord Fucker has found his way here…

    Ahan…I won’t take dat shit u did on dat blog….dnt bring it on my girl’s blog cos ama step ur torn ass down!


  21. PreyingMantis
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 15:03:45

    Lmfao! Immortal moron cool story bruv. You just bitched like a transvestite though.


  22. Bdon
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 16:41:58

    Phew!! **fans self** You just officially became a tease.


  23. the kid bionic
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 16:57:52

    Very nice ..hmmm! I like. There shld be a continuation though. :-D


  24. highlandblue
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 17:00:57

    LOL!!! The Domina is a virgin? Cool story bruv. (Domina if u are, just set ur P sharply ok?


  25. darejob
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 17:03:11



  26. therollngstoner
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 17:07:02

    Oh my :$ really good. :$


  27. awizii
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 17:11:54

    YES!!! THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!! MORE!!!! *calms down, sips zobo and moves on*


  28. MsBukonla
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 17:29:57

    Chinny that said she hasn’t had a first kiss, is now the one doing mojo here abi? Issokai
    That pic ehn, just made me conclude u had this sex in ur dreams. Bad child!!
    P.S. That moment when u bring out the condom is never a smooth transition, no dey dull us for hia. Next time, pls tell us about the positions you children explored. We need to learn :D


    • isetfiretotherain
      Aug 10, 2011 @ 12:42:51

      LOL! It wasn’t a smooth transition now, that’s where the blowjob came in. A d*ck in the mouth saves lives…or isn’t that how they say it?


  29. callmeshishio
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 18:06:48

    It was good, so much so I shared it with my followers… B-)


  30. Àjíkaowó Àrowólo (@ruffwise)
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 18:23:30

    jst stumbled upon ur blog and am like WOW!!!*speechless* nice blog u’ve got there…had to read thru all ur past post too*thumbs up*


  31. twiittumi
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 18:37:59

    What a read! I bet he recited the alphahabets backwards wifout stuttering. heeh! i just hop my GF makes up her mind fast.


  32. kayshawy
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 19:00:58

    Oh well….oh very well…


  33. iskminov
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 19:56:52

    …eat peaches out of his ass… LOL! *smh* Nice piece. You have succeeded in making me commit fornication in my mind tonight. With your posts, who needs porn? :D (y)


  34. isetfiretotherain
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 21:24:33

    @ Awizii please share your zobo with the house okay?
    @ twittfumi I hope she does too. :(

    Thanks for stopping by guys. You rock! :D


  35. Sick Sage
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 21:56:56

    Chinny nwa, I see you finally fantasized about Mr Steroids and Ororo eh? Good, good. Cool writing ma’am, a few beginner’s mistakes, barely noticeable though. Who said this was vivid sef? U just left us hanging. . .


  36. Chike Thomas
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 21:57:53

    WooW…You got me thinking there..nice


  37. Georgeenah (@georgeenah)
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 21:58:10

    I read this post this afternoon while I had one very hot eyecandy seated to my left in a lounge and i swear,it took all of me not to squirt cos my imaination travelled
    !*sigh*why evils madam Isetfire? I ask again,why evils?


  38. Jide Aboderin
    Aug 09, 2011 @ 23:30:51

    This is a fairy tale sex story but I enjoyed it all the same. Look forward to reading more sexcapades. Sex always gets read.


  39. femiid
    Aug 10, 2011 @ 04:03:53

    For all that action, you defo had to go hungry afterwards! Nice piece! Get insecticide for the flea here.. Dude wanks to intelligent write ups so ignore the two timing whore!


  40. maroqs
    Aug 10, 2011 @ 05:07:32

    Chinny I hope it ends as a one night stand n nothing more. U write quite well I must say. 2 thumbs up


  41. Chikezie Okoli
    Aug 10, 2011 @ 10:38:17

    Well then. This sure does put to shame pretty much all the entries in “Chocolate Flava” by Zane. Seriously.


  42. gigachic
    Aug 10, 2011 @ 11:11:50

    I loved it! Who is this preying mantis character and why is he so mad?!.. Anyway, girl u did good! Like I knew u would!


  43. @ekwem
    Aug 10, 2011 @ 14:29:51

    nice!! you love to have sex eh? issokay.


  44. cecenostockings
    Aug 11, 2011 @ 07:21:09

    This picture sha…


  45. flamed
    Aug 11, 2011 @ 11:37:59



  46. V1C3NZ0
    Aug 11, 2011 @ 11:44:23

    Hahahahahahaha. This geh ehn, Shake my head. Do Iknow this guy? #NowThinking lol


  47. IAmSurreal
    Aug 11, 2011 @ 16:22:37

    lmao @ oyi’s comment to preyingmantis


  48. Phuro Bee! (@Furocious)
    Aug 11, 2011 @ 17:13:16

    WOAH…… A good cock teaser you are… Perfect read to set the mood off.. Loves it!


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